Vito is a reel stallyun!

It is not just hims name!  Vito iz reely a stallyun!  Mama an' Antie Janet iz lernin' ta speek a stallyun.  Mama wuz wistenin' an' singin' to a stallyun  song an' gess whut!!!  Vito went cwazy!!  Toe tully cwazy!!  He whined an' woofed an' jumped on Mama an' ran arownd - jus' cwazy!! He reelly is a stallyun!  Eben da name ov da groop dat wuz singin' wuz like Vito's name...Eel Volo.  See?  All da "o's"??  Evry time Mama playz dat moosic, he gets awl happy an' jumps arown'.  I gots a stallyun brudder frum Brooklin.  Hu nu?
Till nex' time...
Arfur

Now we gettin' sumware!!

We hab bin keepin' up Okkupi Kitchin wif vewy little results.  But gess whut!!  A minnit ago we got a reelly big surprize!  It wuz a wite box!!!!  We NEBBER get wite boxes!  In it wuz da yummiest stake I ebber eeted.  But wate - dere iz mor!  Vito an' me eech gotted shrimpies an' da biggest tater yu ebber seed!
I iz wun happy houndy. burp.

We want owr rites!

We hav fixed Vito's sine so it sez "DONT feed dat kat...open da fridje."
Owr noo plan did not werk vewy well.  It only gotted us a tiny widdle pees ov bredstik an' a hole weet crakker.  Bedder dan leddus, but not by much.  I did get to stik my hed in da fridjeraytor, but Mama almos' got my eer stuk in da dore she clozed it so fast.  Awl da gud stuff iz on hi shelfs. Patooey.  Oops gotta go...sheez comin' fast!
Arf

Occupi Kitchin nooz

Da furst skor we made wuz leddus - dats rite - LEDDUS.  It did hab a widdle taste on it cuz it was outa Papa's sammich.  Wat ar we doin' rong??  Da Pippicat gotted tuna an' a shrimpie.  We gotted LEDDUS.  How duz dat kitty do it?  She not beg...she go Meeow meeow.  She not snuggle...she not even wanna get pikked up!  So whut ar we doin' rong??  Evry time we go owta da doggy dore to potty, dats wen Mama gets owt da gud stuff an' puts it away wen we com bak.  NO FARE!  Gotta change owr sines ya fink?  Mine sez "Eekwel rites to fridgerayter!"  Vitos sez  - wate...whut duz Vito's say?  YU GOT DA RONG SINE DUMMY!  Ware did yu get dat wun dat sez "Feed da cat"???  Put dat away!   sigh.     I need help.

Alone on day wun

We spended dis day awl alone wile da swaves went to bizit famwy.  Fooey.  Dey bwot home fud but not fer us.  Dey brot dezerts, but not fer us.  I fink dis nex' day will be a pwotest heer.  Vito an' me iz gonna ockyupi da kitchin.  An' we iz not gettin owt until we get tweeted fare...wike eekwel fud an' lots ov cukkies.  An' dey hav to take us evryware.  Even if Vito gets carsik.  I wiww cleen it up.  I jus' wanna go wif dem ware ebber dey go.  Hmmph, but da rellytivs dont wike doggies.  No hare, no drool, no barks, no pets - pwetty much no fun.  Mebbee I shud re fink dis.  At home we kin play, we kin nap, we kin drool an' no buddy sez nuffin.  Hmmm...gess we negosheeate fer fud an' buwwy stiks.  Heer dat, Vito?  Chanj ov plans!  Yu make dat sine - We Want Fridjerater Rites.  I got dis sine:  Bully Stiks or Fall ober us!  We gonna start Ockyupi Kitchin in da mornin'.