My mommy luvs me!

Hiya, aarroooo! Arfur heer.
Wanna heer how I am shur my mama luvs me? She kisses me on da snooter evry day! A nickzillyun times, too, she kisses me!! An' don't teww ennybuddy, but she kisses Vito an' Daddy, too. Kisses Vito on da noze, den kisses Papa on da wips. So sweet. Gotta go, but I hadda say hiya today to awl ov yu.
Tiww nex time,
Arfur

Whew! At Last!!

AArrrrOOOO!! Arfur, heer. See? I yam still heer. Laytly fings hav bin stwange heer. We bin gettin' windfawws - wike stakes an' cheezyburgers, xtra kukkies an' stuff wike that, eben rides inna car. But in sum wayz we gettin' less - fer a sample: owr gwass. Mama wud not cut it cuz she sed it wuz too hot an' too dry an' she mite kill it. But de udder day she cutted awl da gwasses sept owrs! She bin weezy wately an' cud not do enny mor dat day. Den it rayned - a LOT! Now we fot she wud run rite owt an' mow. But NO. She made Papa a turnkey dinner in sted. So, we weminded her by waterin' da wood stove. Not such a gwate ideah, but I fink it put da fot in her hed. So a widdle wile ago, she clozed up da doggy dore, opinned da gate an cutted owr hay feeld...oh - I meen owr gwasses. I am pritty shur she figgered owt dat we do NOT wike gwasses dat tikkle owr wizzers.  We reelly reelly don't wike dat. So we ar hopin' she gotted da messadj. No mor deep gwass. Ever. Gotsta go..Papa wiww be home soon wif hiz lunch box - an we gets whutebber iz weft!! YAY!
Til nex' time,
Arfur

Aaaaah - a fyoo dayz off.

Hav got lots ov naps an' rest cuz we bin left home sumtimes lately. In between we iz gardin' da howse. We got a reelly gud joke we play on mama, too! We wate till she goze in da liddle room wif da majik bole. Or we wate until she iz up stares puttin' away cloze. Den we woofs and woofs wike crazy an' run in an' owt ov da dore.  She hurries to see whut iz goin' on (nuffin' ov corse) an' den she finks we chaseded away sumbuddy so we gets a kuky an' wots ov pets.

Rite now it iz too hot to eben fink ov goin' owt dat doggy dore. Enny number whut starts wif a 9 iz too much. Waitin' fre cooler dayz an' car rides agan.
Till nex' time,
Arfur

Too hot to moov

Fun day at lake

Not gonna rite a lot, jus' share my fun. Wud yu not wike to do diss?

Sunday fun

Mama an' Papa taked us in da car! Furst we wented to see a fwend in a biiiggg pwace wif wots ov gud smellin' stuffs in it an' we got petted. Den we gotted inna car agan and went to Hot Dawg Jonnies whut smewwed REEL gud! We seed a mini -me ov Vito dat sed hiya. Mama wuz gon a bit an' came bak wif yummy stuff. A hot dawgy fer Vito an' me to share wuz owr surpwize. Mama taked a sewfie ov us, but at da last minnit I luked down.

Wen we got home, we habbed owr supper, den wen I went owtside to potty I sed hewwo to Mr. Bukky an' hiz fwend Babe. Dey liv heer most ov da time. Dey iz reel big doggies (not).

Yesterday we wuz alone cuz dey went to a pawty an' came home smewwin' wike a puppy! NO FARE!! Dats why we got even dis mornin' at 5:30 wen we waked Mama up to eet owr fud. Dont wurry...she went bak to sweep - yu cud heer da snorin' down stares hehehehe (dat awt to get her upset!) No, reely she did not make enny noyze.

I needs a nap!
Till nex' time,
Arfur

Mphrmgurmphfm!

Skuze me fer tawkin' wif my mowf full. I steeled a tater frum da mama. I luv doze taters.  Not hot wuns, da krunchy wuns. I bin not gettin' mama to rite fer me cuz she iz lurnin' da noo winders. Ten. Gots no ideeah whut dat iz, but she iz bizzy. So I be bak da nex day to tawk abowt da noo ad venchers.
Till den,
Arooooo!!! Be cool!
Arfur

Keep smilin' - wike me! Arfur!

Da winner an' stiww CHAMPEEN!

Vito has twied agan and agan to beet me in resslin'. First ov awl, he duz not hab da mussels I do. Nex', he habs no tradgedy - he jus' jumps rite at me an' twies to get on me. He awlso duz not hab my hansum muskyler butt. Evry time he jumps at me, I swing my manwy butt into hiz face. Dis only gets him crayzier an' trize harder to beet me. I jus' stay cool an' calm an' swing da ole butt an' keep my stance pawfeckt. No way iz da liddle brat gonna beet me!!  Now I am off to pwee pare fer da nitely fite...(not reely a fite, gess its a tussle). Gonna stwetch an' loosin up deez ole joynts. Don't let ennybuddy teww yu dat yu cannot win if yu iz old. Dey iz rong. I am a winner. Every day. Evry fite, Evry time.
Til nex' time,
Arfur