Bein bassety pawt 2

I fergot da most impawtant fing abowt bein' a basset.  Da noze.  Fer zample, dis day I laid by da kitchen gate wif my noze stucked under it and I wined.  And I wined.  And I wined sum mor.  Mama had dwopped a Speshul K on da flore.  Dats rite.  Just wun.  But I cud smell it an' it wuz dwivin' me cwazy!!  So I dwove HER cwazy until she camed an' opened da gate.  So I cud get dat widdle Speshul K.  I wuz hopin' she wud giv me mor, but no such luck.  Such iz da life ov a basset noze.  Dats ok cuz I fownd a tishoo later on - an' it wuz gud!  I smell dinner cukkin' now, so I gotta go an' keep my noze neer da gate...just in case.