Noo goins on

Startin on Fadders Day, Mama seen dat dere wuz sumfin' da matter wif my eer.  I gess it woked her up wen I shaked it awl nite.  She twapped me an' putted dat bloo stuff in mine eer an' den she did it at nite, da nex' day an' da nex' nite.  She tryed to get da vetman, but he iz away.  Finely, she cawled da altered nit vet an' den she taked me dere.  I wuz not a happy fella.  Az soon as we got owt ov da car, I wuz shur it wuz a vetman's playss.  She dwagged me into da dore an' we sat an' wayted.  It wuz sorta a nice playss wif big hi beems an' a fire playss, doggy piwwows an' doggy art eberyware, an' sorta frendly peeples at da big desk.  Suddenly a dore came opin an' day cawled "ARFUR".   Uh-oh...dat's me.  Mama gotted me goin' froo da dore an' den dere we wuz - wif a lady wif a bag o' cookies!!  Hmmm...dis mite not be too bad.  She gibbed me a cupple ov dem an' den putted da bag on a shelf ware I cud see dem.  In between wuz a liddle step.  She left an' I wawked arownd, got on da step an' chekked owt how far a jump it wud be to get doze cukkies.  Too far.  I chekked it a fyoo times, but cud not figger owt how to get dere frum heer.  Den da lady camed bak wif an nudder lady.  I givved dem my he-man growl an' she leend on da shelf an' gotted me a cukkie.  I givved her an nudder growl, but she wuz onto me.  Awlso, doze cukkies tasted gud. She petted me an' tawked to Mama an' den I climed on da step.   Veeerrrrrryyyyyy sllloooowwwwlllyyy it wented up.  Now Mama fot I wud get nervuss.  NO WAY!  Dis wuz fittin' into my plan to get doze cukkies cuz now I wuz az hi az dey wuz!!!   I ackshully smiled.  Mama cud see da weels turnin' in mine hed an' da vetlady (cuz dats hu she wuz) figgered owt my plan.  She gave me an nudder cukkie, den looked in my eer, den at my toofies, den she feeled me AWL Ober!!  It wuz kinda nise.  I don't let Dr. Shatto do dat stuffs.  Mama piks up mine eers an' he luks an' takes her werd abowt mine toofies cuz I don't stop growlin' at him.  An' he don't gib me cukkies eever!  I let him gib me shots an' stuffs away frum mine hed, but dat iz awl.  He finks I wud bite him.  Just cuz I twied to 8 yeers ago.  Hey - I wuz a nerbuss pup den!  He duz treet me wif respeck, but nebber reelly warmed up to me, I cud tell.  My bad. Enny way, dis vetlady putted a big ol' tube ov stuff in my eer an' it stopped bodderin' me.  She tole Mama it wud be dere fer 2 weeks an' don't kleen it or put medisin in it cuz dis stuff duz it awl.  Den she petted me an' sed Bye ARf!  Go see Dr. Shatto on MONDAY!
Dat's dat part ov da day.  Den we gotted Vito an' went to get Papa an' dere iz a hole udder story after dat.
So, till da nex day...
Arfur