Fawl iz heer an' Vito an' me luv leef hoppin' an' collecktin' nuts ov evry kind. Vito bin puttin' dem under my bed! But werse dan dat, he steeled my bed dat Antie Anjellyka made dat he nebber eben looked at till now. Den I have to go chooz frum wun ov da udder beds. How menny yu ask? Der be free in da bedroom wif Mama an' Papa plus da big bed ware dey sleep. But I wikes MY bed! Vito takes it, den wen I go to sleep, he moovs into da big bed wif da peepulls. I only get it bak if I happin to wake up durin' da nite witch duz not happin a wot.
Mama an' Papa bin at da traktor show so we bin alone cuz we cant go wif dem unless Mama takes her car an' dey onwy had da truk to pull Big Red. So to treet us dis mornin', Mama made panny cakes an' snausadjes. Now, no buddy shared dere snausadje wif us, but we always get panny cakes. YUM! Whelp, Papa gotted up to get sumfin' an' I sneekeded up to steel frum hiz plate. No buddy wuz eben LOOKIN' at me but day bofe sed "Arfur!! Get DOWN!!" Mama sez I get twipped up by da "Arfur warnin' sistem", cuz ebery time, no madder how hard I try not to, ebery singull time I stand up on my bak wegs to steel, my hiney toots! Iz dere a way to stop dis?? Ennybuddy? It makes me get cawt ebery time!
Whelp, owt to play leef hoppers wif Vito! Whut a gwate day!
You gotsta heer da story nex' time ov da stwange nite smeww...BWAHAHAHAHA!!
Later,
Arfur
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