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AARRROOO!! Arfur heer. I am gonna do my vewy best to rite bedder sinse I am a big boy now...elebben yeers old!!

Now, dis is whut happinned dis mornin' - or mebby I shud start wif last nite. Mama habbed cutted da grasses, did da wash, fixeded her sucky masheen (da eevil skerry wun!!) an' suckeded da hares offa da rug, started supper an dat funny bell fingy rang. We cud heer it wuz Papa. Da truck wud not start. Meantime, Mama tryin' to get evryfing reddy cuz Papa has to see da toofy doc. Whelp, Papa gotted a ride home, went to da toofy doc, - 'member now Mama iz drivin'...she went to da store meentime an' den taked Papa for da part (after da toofy fixin' guy) whut she gotted on da 'puter.

 Fast forwerd...dis mornin' she gotted his cloze, makeded hiz lunch, maked dat coffee an' brekfast, gotted hersself reddy an' went to drive him to werk. OOPS. Needs her glasses.  Runs to desk ware glasses sit on Mr. Peepers. Puts dem on an' sez a bad werd. Whut happinned?? Sumbuddy putted noze pwints on her gwasses so she cud not see nuffin!  NUFFIN!! Hey, not me!  I bin a bad boy, but I nebber tuched Mr. Peepers EBBER. I lukkin' at Vito...don't fink he cud get up dere eben if he iz a climer (and he iz). Waytaminnit! Do yu heer dat? Psssssttt!! Meoooww! Meow! Dat Pippicat tried to fwame us!! She iz da gilty wun! An' dere iz Mama lettin' her owt da dore az she is leevin' to take Papa to werk. She did not eben get scolded.  How come owr eeerz get skorched wen we iz bad - "BAD DOG!! Yu shud not do dat!!"  Why I not am heerin' "BAD KITTY! Yu shud stay down!" Life iz not fare. Hahaha...luk at dat! Vito iz drinkin' up her water an' taked awl her kitty tweats owta da dish! Gud fer him! Gettin' evin iz da BEST! Stoopid cat!
Till nex' time..
Arfur