Fergivniss

Whelp, da weekend dayz Vito 'n' me wuz mad at da Mama an' Papa. Dey leeved us too much. Howebber, yes turd day dey camed home wif a blak box. An' it smewwed YUMMMM!!! We hab not eeted it yet, but I kin teww yu it habs a stake in it, pwobly abowt 9 ownses, medeeum rare. HAHAHA an' Mama did not eben open it! My noze iz da BEST!!  We deffin itly fergiv dem. Speshully after we put it in owr tummies.

Az fer dis day, Mama bin dwaggin' her butt awl day, but she washeded pants an' stuff an' den she wented owt to bwow leefs. Howebber, she iz not too happy wif us. We awlway pwayed da game of weef peepin'. It wuz fun an' she laffed at us. Weww, dis time we pwayed weef poopin'.  She did not waff. She did not tawk. I fink she mite be a widdle upset wif us. Mebbe we bedder go bak to weef peepin' so she not be up set. Ennyhow da sun iz owt an' da day iz nice so off we go to get da pesky skwirrels!
Tiw nex time

Arfur