Mama iz MAD

It bin a wile dat I rote ennyfing. Bin sorta borin' fer doggies wif da heet an' awl. It stoppid raynin' so Mama started da gwill! YUM! Wile she wuz gettin' fings reddy, I hadda potty, so I went an' wen I fot she wuz not seein' me, I turnid awownd to tayst sum. Drat! She wuz lookin' an' ran to get dat skooper. She pikked dat up, den went bak to gwillin'. Me? I went a widdle away frum dere an' went agan. She seed me an' pwaktickally cawt it. Dat womin! So, she dis pozed ov da poops an' a cuppla mushywooms, den wawked bak to da gwill. Her job wuz dun..............NOT!!!! BWAHAHAHA!! She steppid up to da gwill an' sed, "Whut iz DAT??!!" Den she lookid down an' seed I weft an nudder BIG wun rite in frunt ov da gwill on da patty o. An' it habbed her footy pwint in it. Her BIG footy pwint. Weww, I dont no fer shur if I kin teww yu whut she cawwed me, but da naybers herd it, so I'll tell ya. She cawwed me a Poopyhed! Yu bad ol' poopyhed she sed. {chukkle}{choke} Uh, skyooz me, I am uh twyin' to not laff. I am bak in my bed now an' she habs to gwill. She bin runnin' da hoze twyin' to wash it away - hehehehe- its reely stikkin' tho. I'm a baaaaad boooy! HAHAHA! An' I not bord enny mor!