Nite games

AARRROOOO!! Whut a nite! at 2 firty by da clok, a tap, tap, tap started. Woke up da mama, not da papa. She gotted up wif a lite an' cud not find whut it wuz...back to bed. Cloze her peepers an' den "SKWAAYYEEEEEEEECHKK" putted chiwws down da spine. I did not get up, but Mama wuz awlreddy gettin' owt ov bed to cloze da doggy dore when she herd Vito go "THUMP" an' hed fer da dore. She did not get dere furst. Ran to da hand lite, gotted shooz, an' az I ran down da steps she sed, "STAY, ARF!" Why, it wuz like sumfin grabbeded me by da coller an' I stopped rite in my twax. She hedded owt da dore in her jammies an' one mor time sed, "No, Arf, stay." I fink I wuz hippotized cuz I cud not moov. I stayd. Now I watch owt da gwass dore an' see Mama shine da lite on Vito. He not com even wen she call him. He wuz hippotized by da SKWEEEEEEAAAYAEEECH!! noyz an' he wuz gonna get whutebber it wuz. He spooked da deers as he went down da fense...dey wuz sleepin' rite aganst it an' he kep goin' to da end of da yard. Mama wuz rite on hiz tale. She shined da lite to see if she cud find ize shinin' in da wuds. Nope. Cud be a fox. She finely cawt Vitos coller an poynted him to da howse. I cud heer her say "INNAHOWSE, VITO!" It wuz a mayzing. He went. To da howse. I opinned da doggy dore for him to com in. Mama wuz awl wound up at dis time but she hugged us bofe an' tole us how gud we wuz. An' she lokked da doggy dore. An' we gotted cukkies. An' she went to bed. I cud heer her toss an' turn. But wen she finely feww asweep, she feww hard. Did not heer da raydio. Did not heer me get up an' go down da steps. Barely cud moov wen da udder alarm rang. Did not beet us to da doggy dore. We cud not hode it dat long. She dwagged her sowwy butt down da steps an' went to get da payper towls.  She wuz not mad. Huh?? She sed she wuz stiww so pwowd ov us for bein' gud las' nite. Wow. Hadda rite dis wun. No wun wud beleev it if I did not. Do not offen heer da werds "gud" an' "Arfur" in da same breff.
Til nex' time,
Arfur

Ketch up

AARRRROOOOOO!!! Arfur heer! I dont meen da red kinda ketchup, I meen we bin BIZZY heer! I not shur ware to start.  Hmmm...da leefs ar back, so Mama kinda rips her hares owt tryin' to find our turd hokky puks. So whut duz she do? Loks da doggy dore, opins da gate, an' in coms da liddle bloo traktor. Nex fing we see iz a cleen yard (no leefs, cutted grass) wif smooshed poops all ober da plase. An' da weels on da traktor - peeeeyoooo!

An nudder day Mama wawks owt da dore an' dere iz cars in front ov da howse an' peepuls runnin' up da driveway. Den she seez whut iz goin' on - a widdle white fluffy buppy has scaped from da naybors. He camed ober to see me an' Vito, but did not get to see us. Mama an' Papa an' a bunch ov udders twapped him in da corner behind da howse ware Mama gotted a slip leed on him (day habbed no leesh) so he cud not scape agan. Howebber, yesterday he did it agan, but dis time dey gots him kwikker.

Papa bin cuttin' up wood. Da traktor habs a fing dat spwits da woods in peeses, den he piks dem awl up wif da loder and brings dem to da bak corner (ware we cotted da puppy) ware owr peepin' gate is. Heer we kin see owta or  if we want we go up on da wall an' wawk on da woodpile. But mose impawtant it is a potty pwace fer us (much to Papa's dismay). Nex fing we see...or potty is gone!! Da woods wuz put ober da gate an' filled up da hole pwace! It wuz higher dan da gate!  It was awlso longer day six or sebben me' an' Vitos! Did not last, tho. Papa haz it awl stakked in da woodpile now and we gots owr potty bak. He did it till way after da dark came! We woke up to no wood!  YAY!

Whew, I need a nappy finkin' abowt awl dis.

Dare iz so much mor, but dat wiww be layter. Hav a gud day, peepuls!
Till nex' time,
Arfur

My mommy luvs me!

Hiya, aarroooo! Arfur heer.
Wanna heer how I am shur my mama luvs me? She kisses me on da snooter evry day! A nickzillyun times, too, she kisses me!! An' don't teww ennybuddy, but she kisses Vito an' Daddy, too. Kisses Vito on da noze, den kisses Papa on da wips. So sweet. Gotta go, but I hadda say hiya today to awl ov yu.
Tiww nex time,
Arfur

Whew! At Last!!

AArrrrOOOO!! Arfur, heer. See? I yam still heer. Laytly fings hav bin stwange heer. We bin gettin' windfawws - wike stakes an' cheezyburgers, xtra kukkies an' stuff wike that, eben rides inna car. But in sum wayz we gettin' less - fer a sample: owr gwass. Mama wud not cut it cuz she sed it wuz too hot an' too dry an' she mite kill it. But de udder day she cutted awl da gwasses sept owrs! She bin weezy wately an' cud not do enny mor dat day. Den it rayned - a LOT! Now we fot she wud run rite owt an' mow. But NO. She made Papa a turnkey dinner in sted. So, we weminded her by waterin' da wood stove. Not such a gwate ideah, but I fink it put da fot in her hed. So a widdle wile ago, she clozed up da doggy dore, opinned da gate an cutted owr hay feeld...oh - I meen owr gwasses. I am pritty shur she figgered owt dat we do NOT wike gwasses dat tikkle owr wizzers.  We reelly reelly don't wike dat. So we ar hopin' she gotted da messadj. No mor deep gwass. Ever. Gotsta go..Papa wiww be home soon wif hiz lunch box - an we gets whutebber iz weft!! YAY!
Til nex' time,
Arfur

Aaaaah - a fyoo dayz off.

Hav got lots ov naps an' rest cuz we bin left home sumtimes lately. In between we iz gardin' da howse. We got a reelly gud joke we play on mama, too! We wate till she goze in da liddle room wif da majik bole. Or we wate until she iz up stares puttin' away cloze. Den we woofs and woofs wike crazy an' run in an' owt ov da dore.  She hurries to see whut iz goin' on (nuffin' ov corse) an' den she finks we chaseded away sumbuddy so we gets a kuky an' wots ov pets.

Rite now it iz too hot to eben fink ov goin' owt dat doggy dore. Enny number whut starts wif a 9 iz too much. Waitin' fre cooler dayz an' car rides agan.
Till nex' time,
Arfur

Too hot to moov

Fun day at lake

Not gonna rite a lot, jus' share my fun. Wud yu not wike to do diss?

Sunday fun

Mama an' Papa taked us in da car! Furst we wented to see a fwend in a biiiggg pwace wif wots ov gud smellin' stuffs in it an' we got petted. Den we gotted inna car agan and went to Hot Dawg Jonnies whut smewwed REEL gud! We seed a mini -me ov Vito dat sed hiya. Mama wuz gon a bit an' came bak wif yummy stuff. A hot dawgy fer Vito an' me to share wuz owr surpwize. Mama taked a sewfie ov us, but at da last minnit I luked down.

Wen we got home, we habbed owr supper, den wen I went owtside to potty I sed hewwo to Mr. Bukky an' hiz fwend Babe. Dey liv heer most ov da time. Dey iz reel big doggies (not).

Yesterday we wuz alone cuz dey went to a pawty an' came home smewwin' wike a puppy! NO FARE!! Dats why we got even dis mornin' at 5:30 wen we waked Mama up to eet owr fud. Dont wurry...she went bak to sweep - yu cud heer da snorin' down stares hehehehe (dat awt to get her upset!) No, reely she did not make enny noyze.

I needs a nap!
Till nex' time,
Arfur