Arfur here, wif a big grrripe. Mama sez dat sleepin' wif me is like sleepin wif yer hed in a bag of Free Toes. She sed it makes her wake up hungry - hay - I ALWAYS wake up hungry! Den suddenly last nite, she sed, "PEEEWWW! ARFUR! Whut did yu DO??" It wuz bad enuff to be smuvvered wif free toes. But she sed I hav gon frum free toes to soooidge. Den she wooked me ober an' fownd my gratest prize ov da day...it wuz reelly fresh too wen I rolled in it. I smell GRATE!! Whaa???!!! A whut?? She sez I need a baff - A BAFF!! She wants to take away my wunderful noo smeww!! No fare! Cud sumbuddy save me frum dat peeewwy shampoo? I don' wanna smeww wike flowerz...I wanna smeww wike poo! Oh fooey- der iz no scapin' dis wun...heer she coms wif a big ol' towl. Kwik - sumbuddy ring dat dorebell! Noooooooo........
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