Mama wuz not lukkin' at me. She wud not tawk to me or eben pet me. Ackshully, she wuz sleepin' in da chare cuz she coffed awl nite. I had jus' gotted da buttin' offa papa's aypff pare ov pants. No Mama. No yellin' - nuffin. Now I gotta find sumfin' reelly speshul. Hmmm...chomp, chomp - SNAP! Chomp, chomp - SNAP! smack, smack, chomp...
HAH! Dat waked her up! She herd me! "Wha? Whutcha got, Arfie?" WHAT????!!! WARE DID YU GET DAT!!! GIVE!!! Yu heer me?? GIVE!!!"
Whelp...I gived it to her - er, I meen DEM. I gived DEM to her. Dey wuz reelly chewy. But I did it. I gotted da fingers offa her yello gluvs. I hadda clime up an' get dem offa da bak ov da majik bole ware dey wuz dryin'. I fink she fergotted dem dere. But I fownd dem...an' I gotted eben. Now dey gots no fingers in dem. Gess her paws will get wet hehehehe...
O fooey! She gotted a nudder pare ov dem. An' me? I gotted a nudder time owt in da chare wile Vito gotted to take a nappy wif her. Hmmph. Gess dat wuz not such a gud plan. Gonna take a nappy wif my hedjy hog.
Later,
Arfur
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