AaaarroooooOOOO!!! Arfur heer. On Saddurday we gotted in da truk wif Papa an' Mama an' set off onna davenchur. We wented to Papa's werk an' gess whut! Dere wuz Mama's car awl in peeses! Whelp, Papa putted it togevver - he sed he fixeded sumfin' an' de putted us awl in da car an' off we went! I dont' hav enny ideya ware we went, but wen we waked up we wuz at da Boredwaddle in Oshun Sitty! We cud smell wots ov frenz an' furst fing we fownded Antieez Ileen an' Shelley wif Charlie an' Vivian. Den owr nozes taked us to Antie Donna an' her coffee an yummy donuts (I almos' gotted wun but dey cawt me). Den we seed Antie Ellie an' Jackie an' Jackie habbed a bad boo boo an' her hand wuz awl rapped up. Whelp, soon da pawrade started an' we gotted in da car an' went to da oshun to watch. Vito cannot wawk da hole fing cuzza hiz cwooked weg an' heez gotted too hebby for Papa to carry awl da way (an' it WUD be awl da way - sept wen Vito seed a gurl!) Whelp, we fownd a pwace to watch an' Mama wuz wuvving seein' da oshun wen awl of a sudden POOF! Dere wuz Antie Dawn. She wuz by hersewf, but we cud sniff Pawtunia on her. She sed Pawtunia iz startin' to wawk - gud nooz! Enny way, da peeplez tawked wile Vito an' me gotted pets an' pitchers taken an' I eben gots a reelly hebbenly massahdj frum dis nice man hu sed I wooked wike hiz basset at da bridge. He camed bak an' rubbed me free times!! Dat felt soooo gud - but I fink it feeled bedder to him. An' Antie Dawn gibbed us wots an' wots ov tweets - she iz da BEST!
We watched awl da bassets an' bands an' fings go by den went to da piknik. Dey ated, tawked, shopped, an' bizzited wif owr fwendz an' yu cud tell Mama an' Papa wuz gettin' tired. Not US! Dem! After wots ov gud byes an' hugs an' stuffs, dey putted us inna car an' we started home. I don't wemember much untill we suddenly gotted offa da hiway - yu cud feel da ruff rode. Papa habbed Mama drive up da coste an' we seed all da broked billdings an'sand an' no bored wawk an' hole towns clozed wif no stores enny more. Peeses of howses wuz evryware. An'we seed a pile ov hole howses on top ov eech udder. We seed ware howses burned down an' der wuz nuffin but frigeraydors an' stufss like dat left. Ware howses had bin dere wuz big emty pwaces. Mama habbed teers in her ize. It wuz much mor terrubul dan da pitchers we seed. Wun howse habbed da hole roof an' top flore of an nudder house stuk in it. Doze poor peepulls. Dey iz payin' a morgudge, a bilder (sum ov dem- sum arnt fixin' dem), an' rent to liv sumplayse. No buddy iz helpin' dem. Dat iz so terrubbul! Den we wented bak to da hiway an' hedded home an' we went bak to sweep. Da day wuz so byootyful an' so happy an' den der wuz such sadness. We shur iz lukky. Now we iz lukkin' at da pitchers an' Mama cant get dem owt ov her fone. So we will show sum wen she figgers it owt., OK? Now Vito an' me iz werkin' at gettin' fed as much now dat we iz home az we gotted at da Waddle. So far no luk.
Later
Arfur
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