My fayvrit moovie

Vito an' me bin watchin' Mama's deeveedeez wen she goze owt.  We  seed  funny moovies, sad moovies, essitin' moovies an' ole tv shoze.  We wike Hairy Pawter da bestest.   Dat way we gots a bunch ov moovies dat ar essitin', pwitty, funny, an skerry, too.  Best ov awl, Hairy habs a scar on hims hed jus' wike Mama's.  Now dat her patch fingy iz off, she wooks jus' wike Hairy - speshully wen she habs her gwasses on.  Ok, so sheez a widdle bigger  (OK, a LOT bigger), iz a gurl, and iz WAY older dan him, but she habs da same mark on her hed, so she must  hav fot dat eevil monster, too,  I'm purty shur she wun.  Da only monster rownd heer iz whutebber iz owt dere in da dark at nite.  I heerd him.  But it smewws mor like a bare or a wackoon  to me.  Fank gudness.  Mama sez moovies is pwetend.  I shur hope sheez rite.  Vito falls asleep on gard watch.
Later,
Arfur