Sins I gots Mama twapped in da howse wif da deep snoze, I bin pwacktissin my voyss. Last week I got started cuz wen Vito an' me went owt in da yard, we seed a MONSTER under da back porch. It wuz hyoodje an we habbed to wet Mama see it wuz dere. So I WOOF WOOF WOOF-ED as wowd az I cud an she maked me com in side. Wokked da doggy dore. So I wined an' I skritched an' made her fink I reeeellly habbed to go owt. Doggy dore open, me owt an' woofin' at da monster agan. After abowt a zillyun times ov diss, Mama camed owt wif a lite an' lookeded, but dat monster hided so she cud not see it. "BAD ARFUR! WY YU WOOF AT NUFFIN!!" IN DA HOWSE!!" I gotted so much pwaktiss dat day dat I fot dis wud be a gud day to pwaktiss sum mor. So I binn woofin' an Vito bin winin' an' we iz makin ' reelly gud myoozik. But I dont fink Mama appreesheeaytes it too much. She sez, "whutchoodoin' Arfur?? Huh??' An' I jus' smile an' say 'AAARRRROOOO!!!"
Happy shuvvelin'. Da sno be over owr hineys here.
Arfur
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