Da Turd Hokky Song (I Make da Pucks)

I fot I wud share wun ov my speshul songs wif yu bowt hokky:

I wike da snowy wevver
Wif ice 'n' snow on da grownd.
Cuz den da turds turn to pucks so much bedder
I wike hokky, I lerned it in da pownd.

I make da puks dat score da winnin' gole
Dey fling so eezily rite fru dat hole
Between da udder team dat clozed dere eyz,
I pass da puck dat scores da gole.

I gots a teem ov winners
Dey weelly know how to score.
An wen we play so perfeckwy togevver
We ar perfeck an' da crowd begs for mor.

I make da pucks dat score da winning gole
Dey fling so eezily rite fru dat hole
Between da udder team dat clozed dere eyz,
I pass da puck dat scores da gole.

Oh a gud pway makes m' chant,
It makes 'em stand up an cwap dere handz
'N we shoot sum stinky wuns so da-ey can boo-oo, 
Hocky fills yer sole
Makes ya werk to score a gole-
Its frum me shot to yu
Back to him back to me
One gud slap shot an' we'er home fwee!!

I make da pucks dat score da winning gole
Dey fling so eezily wite fru dat hole
Between da udder team dat clozed dere eyz,
I pass da puck dat scores da gole

I wuv hokey an' I scored da GOLE!!

(tune - I rite da songs)