Hijinks

Da udder day, Mama n' Papa taked Gramma owt to eet. Gramma kin nebber eet awl her fuds so Papa finishes it an' den bwings home hiz fuds. Dis time wuz speshully gud. It wuz da yummiest stake we ebber eeted. YUM!!

 Fast frowerd to wast nite. A storm wuz commin'. I wuz sownd asweep. Vito awlways pwetens he is not afwade. But he wuz. He waked Mama up at free o kwok. He cwied an' cwied, den ran owtside befor it rayned. Den he commed back an' got in bed wif Mama an' Papa. Mama herd him coff a cupple times an get off an' on da bed, but he seemed ok, so after he did it the wast time, she feww asweep. Da alarm waked us awl up an' Papa gotted owt ov bed an' stepped into da hawl.  EEEEEWWWWW!!! He sed. In hiz bare feets he stept inna hyoodj pile of grass fro up. Wooked wike Vito cutted da grasses fer Mama. Awl ov dem. Papa kwik ran an' gotted ina shower cuz he fewt icky after dat. Meenwile Mama iz left to cween it awl up. Natchurly! Izn't dat whut Mama's do?