Watewy, Mama an' Papa be buzzy awl da time - whut Vito? Oh, yeah, it's "bizzy". Between payntin' da howse, pikkin' up leefs an' awl dere udder stuffs, we iz gettin' shirt chaynjed. We wud wike to go to da pawk evwy day! An' to ice cweem evwy day! An' to Bugger King fer chikky nuggets evwy day!! We iz tired ov leef peepin' an' poopin', naps on da sofa, layin' in frunt ov da wud stove an' borin' stuffs wike dat! Jus' today, Mama an' Papa gotted two comalongs to Kwissmuss pawties. An' Fanksgibbin' meens we be home awone agan. [big powt] Meenwiwe, Vito n' me iz watchin' Mama emty da dwyin' masheen, fode da cloze, kuk da suppew, vacyuum da - wate a minnit - we do not watch her do dat...we go owt da doggy dore cuz we HATE da sukky masheen. We gots her reel con fyoozed. Cuz we luv da leef bwower. Mama kinnot figger owt wy we not hate bofe ov dem. Its a howndie fing. BWAHAHAHA!!!
Later,
Arfur
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