Bizzy Dayz

AARRROOOOO!!! Arfur hewe, bin reelly reelly bizzy. We garded da howse wen Mama an' Papa taked da too legger up to see Gwamma. We did such a gud job dat dey bwotted us chikky an' sammin fishy. Az soon az dey wawked in da dore I cud smeww dat yummy box! [big deep sniff] Aaaaaah - da hebenwy awoma! An' it tasted so gud too!!

 An' we wet Mama no wen sumbuddy wuz owtside hu did not bewong hewe. She wooked owt an' did not see enny wun but we kep' growlin' an' woofin' until she seed da twuk leev da dwiveway takin' da big twayler! But it came bak wayter. We don't weelly woof at peepull goin' by enny mor unless day gots a pwaymate for us. But dey nebber stop so we gave up.

Den Mama bwoke down an' cutted owr toe bones. OWWY! [weww, not weelly - but we want her to fink dat]. She gotted Vito's dat wuz so long day wooked wike doze big spydews dat wiv in da dezert. Don't ask me to say da name. Tardy chillas or sumfin wike dat. Den Papa gwabbed me an' Mama did my eerz. Whew! I wuz so reeleeved. But den she sprized me an gwabbed da front puddies an' cutted doze nales. So now I onwy cwik in da bak. At leest we gotted kukkies fer bein' gud.

Now da best wun. Mama sed I yam a gwate teecher. It only taked 9 yeers, but Vito now duz my twik. Wen Mama sez "weev it!" He weevs it. If she sez "no" he sumtimes wissens. But he duz "weev it" at wast. She tewws him not to opin da gate but he duz most ov da time. But wen he goze to steel da kitty fud if she sez "weev it" he stops an' comes to her.  Eever he iz vewy stoopid, or vewy bwite. Me? I hog down az much az I kin befor she gets dere, DEN I stop. I weev a liddle bit so she finks I wissened wike a gud boy. hehehe.

Weef hoppin' day dis day!! Hav a gud wun! Don't turn on da tewy vizhion or yu wiww go kwayzy - dont say I did not warn yu!

Arfur