Mama bin pwetty cwazy abowt findin' mowse poopies on her dwyin' masheen. Skwub, skwub, spwayin' wif Wysow, den off to da store. Home she camed wif a yewwow bag an' she dasheded into da wawndwy room. Nex' fing we no, she iz bak foldin' cloze an' washin' an' dwyin'. Big misterry. Nex' mornin' - GESS WATT!! Der wuz a twap wif a widdwe mowse body in it. Eezy twap, Mama piks up, holds ober twash, pinchiz wike a cwoze pin...AWL GONE!! Az soon az da mowse iz owt ov it, da twap iz set to ketch da nex' wun. We ar now on mowse numbew fwee wif no end in site. An' Mama iz much mow happy dat dey iz gon.
A widdle note abowt da climin' we did on da compost piwe. I wuz achy awl nite long an' kep Mama awake. She wuz owt ov doggy piwws, awso. She gode to da peepull doc today wif saggy peeperz. But she stiww wuvs me. <3 a="" boy.="" i="" iz="" lukky="" p="">Latew,
Arfur
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