Cwazy weekend

Furst ov awl, Vito an' me ar reelly reelly mad at Mama an' Papa fer missin' da Bordwaddwe. We wanted to see owr fwends! Nex', Papa an' Mama taked away owr porch dat we sun bave on. OK, it wuz bwoken in a cupple pwayses an' Papa had awl reddy taked da raylins frum awownd da edj, da step down to da gwill, an' da furnitcher. But to take da hole fing! He bwot da big wed monstew frum da barn wif da big ol' teef on it an' widdwe by widdwe taked it awl away.
 
 Mama bwot da widdwe bwoo monstew an taked away awl da widdwe peeses. Den Papa brot stones frum da dwiveway an' putted a hill fer Vito an' me to get owt an' in. Der wuz nuffin leff to sniff, not eben a scwap.
 
Den Papa's fwend came to vizit wif hiz six yeer ol' 2 legger. He iz afwade ov doggies so we sorta jus' ignored him. Howebber, suddenwy he wuz fun! He started to wun wike owr 2 legger Cwaig. Mama sed I habbed da biggest smiwe on my fase. I wan aftew him cuz it iz FUN! An' he wuz suddenwy skweeming an' wan so fast! He wan wite to hims papa hu skooped him up an' ended owr fun. Mama an' da udder mama wuz laffin' so hard dey cud not eben tawk. Mama sed sheer tewwow on da boys fase and sheer joy on owrs. Weww, we habbed at leest a minnit ov fun. Ennyways, we ar gonna get a nu doggy dore, a paddy oh, an' a hole diffwent bak yard. Eben if I miss da porch, it iz sorta gud in a way. No mor steps fer da ole man - me!