Hurry up, Veet! Kwik get yer eerz pwugged up! I puttin' my eer pwugs in rite now (not dat I kin heer nuffin ennyway!) We reefyooz to lissen to Mama an' Papa cuz dey went owt to eet an' did not bwing us eben wun crum. No wite box! No bwak box! Nuffin' rapped in a nappykin. Zewo. Nuffin! I dare dem to ax me to do sumfin. Not happinen. After awl da hewp we givved Mama kleenin' up da yard, too! We wiww sho dem hu iz da boss! I am finkin' ov leevin' a spite wee. Let's see, ware to do it...hmmm...in Mama's shooz? Papa's werk boots? Maybe I shud choo sumfin' up insted. Wate!!! I see kween lawndwy!
Later..
Arf
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Mental meanderings of a rescued Basset, sharing his ideas, his journal and his talents.
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- Arfur
- East coast, United States
- Rescued Basset Hound who loves to rhyme. Can make a song out of nearly anything. Also wants to promote rescue, end puppy mills, and make people laugh.
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