AARROOOO!!! Arfur heer wif a puzzel fer yu. Papa iz werkin' in owr yard - an' by OWR, I meen Vito 'n' meez yard. So wen he iz runnin' da traktor (da big ol fing wif da hyoodj teef) bak der, we iz lokked in da howse. I go runnin' fer da doggy dore an' FUNK!!! OW! It be clozed. Now ware he iz werkin' der iz a spot fer roks, a spot fer widdwe roks, an bwandy noo dirt awl soft 'n' eezy to dig in. Ya got dat? Soooo, Mama iz owt on poop patwol and seez a widdwe pees ov sellofane. She puwws on da korner an' gess whut? It iz whut iz leff ov a hole pakidj ov kwakkers. Whoa! Wunner hu did dat? Not me. Vito sez not him. Possibwy Mama - no, not her. It shur wuz not Papa. Hmmmm...hu iz da digger heer? [wipes paws on rug] Hu? [rubs noze on sofa] Jus' kant figger dat wun owt. A reel mistery. Yup.
An' nudder fing iz da continyood bukket kontest. I hav shode Vito how to poop 'n' run. Gotta see hu can put da furst wun an' da last wun furvest apawt. Wud yu beweev dat widdwe bwat wun dis wun? He putted wun on eech end ov da yard, wile mine wuz spwed akwoss haff da yard. HA!! Da Pippicat jus' tole me how he did it. He made 2 diffwent skwats. He did not run an' dwop wike I tole him. Cheeter, cheeter, poopy eeter! Mama iz gettin' a widdwe tired ov dat bukket chawwenj.
Okay - nex' time we teww abowt da Eester baskit chawwenj or da toofy bone kontest. Kant be resslin' cuz I win evwy time.
Layter,
Arfur
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