My buddy da gote

My mama got such a sooprize da udder day. She wuz givin' ol' stale bagels to da gotes. Ov corse, I wuz yellin' at her dat I wanted wun too. Den I yelled at da gotes to share cuz dey shud not get awl doze bagels. An' gess whut!! Velveeta frew me a bagel. Yup. She frew it rite to me. Mama stood dere wike a statchew she wuz so sooprized. She cud not beleev whut she seed! An' me, well I gotted a bagel awl for myself. Back later...I got lots more to say! Bin away frum da puter too long!