Mama gotted me in da car wifowt Vito. Not a gud sine. I wuz pwitty shur it wuz a twip to da vetman. Wen we stopped an' got owt, it smewwed wike da vet. Uh-oh. I sniffed arownd an' went away frum da dore. Mama dwagged me in. I cud heer a fella in da bak yellin' "Hewp me! Get my mommy! Wet me owt ov heer!!" over and over again. He wuz in a cwate. Did not wuk gud. A lady came owt an' wuz reelly nice to me an' skritched my eers as she skooted me up a ramp. WATE!! Whut iz DISS?? I am in a big shiny box! She taked my coller an' leesh an' putted a fing arownd my nek. Den she sed sum stuff to Mama an' lefted us alone. Mama wuz happy an' turned on a wadder fawsit. She she gotted me awl wet, den skwirted sum stinky stuff awl over me! YUK!! She rubbed me awl over an' taked a rubber fingy an' skrubbed me awl over. Den she eben lifted up my tale!!! WHOA!! Hozed me off, den did da hole fing over agan. Dis time she skrubbed my gukky eer tips an' dat un menshunibble spot under my tale. OWCH! Dat's my hiney yer skrubbin'!! Da rinsin' iz not too bad -ok. Now sheez got a kennel cloff. Whut, no towl? She rubbeded me awl ober an' kep' skweezin' it den rubbin' sum more. Wow - awlmos' dry. Now she gots a towl. Mmmm...feels gud. WATE!!! Whut iz dat noyz???? ITS A SUKKY MASHEEN WIKE AT HOME!!! EEEEEEEEKKK!! HUH??? Its not sukkin' me up. It's blowin' wike da wind. Its tryna fool me into finkin' it won't get me!! Help! I wanna go home!! Whew, Mama seems to get it. Sheez stoppin' da monster masheen. She tawked to da lady den we gots in da car. Nex' stop - da doggy store! YES!! I see a HYOODJE bone watin' rite dere fer me! Ooops. Not fer me. Mama sez no, den sum ladies com over wif cukkies an' pets. Not bad. Got enny more? Mama gotted doggy fud, den we goed home. She went owt an' did not com home fer a long long time. Gud fing...I needed a nappy. Layter, we herd da story ov how da car wud not bring her home, but Daddy's fwend brot her an' da doggy fud - o yeah an' da peeple fud - home. Gud fing! We wuz reelly hungry by den! I fink mor stuff happinned layter cuz da 2 legged brudder came to hewp owr dad an' mom get da car an' den dey wuz gon agan fer a long time. Better ask her fer da rest. Dey commed home reeeellly draggin'. Dey don't hab da zip dat us doggies hav. Ya no?
Hey, I fink she gotted us buwwy stiks - I'll tell ya layter.
ARfur
Wednesday, July 24, 2013
Friday, July 19, 2013
Da Mistery of da indore doggy
I gots so much to rite abowt. Mama bin weezy an' now iz puffin' on a widdle pipe...ackshully 2 ov dem. Cuz of dis, she iz not owtside or doin' ennyfing an' iz totully un interestin'. She iz so owt ov it, it taked weeks fer her to figger owt da mistery. So heer it iz...
After bein' reelly gud boyz fer a long long time, Vito awl of a sudden wud not go owt. He wud do ennyfing to keep frum goin' owtta da dore. Mama habs bin gettin' reelly upset wif him an' tired ov cleenin' up after him bofe on da porch an' in da howse. Cawz of him we bofe gotted no biskits, no tweets an' sumtimes lokked owtside fer ten hole minnits!! Non ov dis werked. Dis day, Mama went owtside (fer da nikzillyunth time) to pooper skoop. Awl of a suddin, she sez, DATS IT!!!!! DATS Y VITO IZ DOIN' DISS!!!! A liddul lite camed on in her hed. Da hikkery tree iz droppin' nuts wike crazy fer da furst time in YEEERS!. Vito musta gotted whapped by a nut an' he fot sumfin wuz attakkin' him. Probly mor dan wun time. Da rezult iz cleer...he wud not go owt. Mama finully putted da clooz togevver an' figgered it owt.
Yippee! She iz re- traynin' him wif treets (we bofe get dem - YES!) an' he iz goin' owt wunce more.
Now, fer a liddle toot on my own horn. Dis ole boy iz lernin' noo twiks. Furst, I goze under Papa's chare in da kitchin an' givs him "da look". Werks evry time fer a snak.
Den, last nite, Vito wuz upstares gardin' da steps an' wud not let me up. Mama wuz not dere to hewp me, bein' bizzy in da water tub. So, I jumped up wif a woof, ran to da frunt dore an' bawked an' bawked, den ran bak an' forf wike sum buddy wuz at da dore. Pwedicktabwy, Vito camed runnin' to woof. Me? I went up da stares an' taked da gardin' spot to keep him frum comin' bak up. Whut a dummy. He felled fer it :). I get bedder awl da time. hehehe...
Keep cool.
Arfur (stwetched owt in frunt ov da cold ayr blower)
After bein' reelly gud boyz fer a long long time, Vito awl of a sudden wud not go owt. He wud do ennyfing to keep frum goin' owtta da dore. Mama habs bin gettin' reelly upset wif him an' tired ov cleenin' up after him bofe on da porch an' in da howse. Cawz of him we bofe gotted no biskits, no tweets an' sumtimes lokked owtside fer ten hole minnits!! Non ov dis werked. Dis day, Mama went owtside (fer da nikzillyunth time) to pooper skoop. Awl of a suddin, she sez, DATS IT!!!!! DATS Y VITO IZ DOIN' DISS!!!! A liddul lite camed on in her hed. Da hikkery tree iz droppin' nuts wike crazy fer da furst time in YEEERS!. Vito musta gotted whapped by a nut an' he fot sumfin wuz attakkin' him. Probly mor dan wun time. Da rezult iz cleer...he wud not go owt. Mama finully putted da clooz togevver an' figgered it owt.
Yippee! She iz re- traynin' him wif treets (we bofe get dem - YES!) an' he iz goin' owt wunce more.
Now, fer a liddle toot on my own horn. Dis ole boy iz lernin' noo twiks. Furst, I goze under Papa's chare in da kitchin an' givs him "da look". Werks evry time fer a snak.
Den, last nite, Vito wuz upstares gardin' da steps an' wud not let me up. Mama wuz not dere to hewp me, bein' bizzy in da water tub. So, I jumped up wif a woof, ran to da frunt dore an' bawked an' bawked, den ran bak an' forf wike sum buddy wuz at da dore. Pwedicktabwy, Vito camed runnin' to woof. Me? I went up da stares an' taked da gardin' spot to keep him frum comin' bak up. Whut a dummy. He felled fer it :). I get bedder awl da time. hehehe...
Keep cool.
Arfur (stwetched owt in frunt ov da cold ayr blower)
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