My noo trik

Dis day wuz a weerd wun cuz Mama beginned by watchin' TV an' bein' sorta sad. Den awl ov a sudden - WAM!  She iz rippin' down curtins, washin' dem, cleenin' my chare dat smewws wike a chewie, den diggin' froo tons ov stuffs an' fillin' bags fer da twash man.  She froed away boddles an' tins an' toobs uv stuff, an' lotsa boxes  too. She wuz so bizzy, I gotted bored. Me an' Vito played a widdle, chekked owt da emty gote pen - stiww no gotes, woofed at a jogger, taked a nap - stiww bored.  Sooooo, wile Vito wuz stiww nappin' I went into da room ware Papa habs hiz tool box.   I sniffed it an' shur enuff - der wuz whut I wanted in it.  I werked reel hard an' finely gotted it open.  It shut reel kwiet so Mama did not no nuffin' until - DRAT!  da snappin' ov da rubber gluv gibbed me away!!  Mama ranned over an' kwik grabbed da snappy gluv owt ov my mowf.  I reelly gibbed it to her - not worf  tryin' to keep it.  She putted it up an' went bak to werk washin curtins.  Now I sneeked bak an' started to werk on da toolbox agan.  Dis time da lid went CLANK an' I wuz cawt.  Now sheez onta me an' she putted da latch on it.  O well, Papa wiww leev it opin agan an' I wiww wate.   I am a payshunt boy. hehehehe....