Mor tawkin'

Vito still tawkin' heer. I am finkin' dat yu only saw Arfur's vyoo ov me. So heer is my sewf.
I WUV to ride in da twuk an' I wike to ride in da car.
I wike wawkies but can't wawk too far due to my leg.
I used to wike toys...Arfur's toys. Dey ar not so much fun now.
I WUV ice screem. Enny flaver sept froots ov enny kind.
I HATE froot...awl froot.
I WUV cheez...but not cheetos (dat I uzed to eet cuz Arfur did).
I WUV chikky!
I can lissen reel well. But only wen I want to. I like to keep dem gessing.
I reely reely hate gwrasses dat tickle my wizzer. I make my mama keep it mode.
I wuv dat wen I get skared at nite, I can hop (reelly hop) into bed wif Mama an' Papa ware I feel safe snuggled wif dem.
I WUV meetin' peepulls! So speshul to go see my antie lorie at Twaktor Supply and get pets an' luvvin' frum my fans.
Jus' wun kwestchun. Whut do dey meen wen day say "dat iz da biggest doxie I ebber seed!"??
Or "I hab a widdle wun jus' wike that!!"?? Why do day say dat?
Mor layter...gotta go cuz Mama iz awl stwessed owt wif da constwukshun pweparayshuns. An' lawndry, an'
EEEEKKK!!!! Wook owt!! Gotta go dere coms da big sukkky masheen....

Vito tawks

Yep, I sed I wud post mor ov Arfur's stories. But jus' fer today, I gotta tawk.

Now I am awl alone. I nebber ebber wuz alone in my life. Yu mite notiss I tawk a bit difrent dan my brudder did. I dont hab hiz floppy flews or slobber. I wuz nebber afrade ov NUFFIN...til now. Ya see, I dont hab my mussel enny mor. My big brudder taked care ov me in a way dat da peeps cant.Yeah, I hav Papa an' Mama. But dat iz not da same. Dey cant bite. So now da werld iz a big skerry plase. I cry a wot. I hav lerned dat winin' gets me far. I awlso am no longer an eet-it-awl type basset. I am fussy. I am pikky. I spit fings owt. I freeked Mama owt today wen I spitted owt a cheez doodull. "AR yu OK??" "Yu awlwayz liked Cheez Doodulls!" Yup. I am lernin' to pway da game. Az onwy a onwy dog can do. I gots da werld on a string. It may be big an' skerry, but I'm werkin' on fixin' dat.

Vito