Mor tawkin'

Vito still tawkin' heer. I am finkin' dat yu only saw Arfur's vyoo ov me. So heer is my sewf.
I WUV to ride in da twuk an' I wike to ride in da car.
I wike wawkies but can't wawk too far due to my leg.
I used to wike toys...Arfur's toys. Dey ar not so much fun now.
I WUV ice screem. Enny flaver sept froots ov enny kind.
I HATE froot...awl froot.
I WUV cheez...but not cheetos (dat I uzed to eet cuz Arfur did).
I WUV chikky!
I can lissen reel well. But only wen I want to. I like to keep dem gessing.
I reely reely hate gwrasses dat tickle my wizzer. I make my mama keep it mode.
I wuv dat wen I get skared at nite, I can hop (reelly hop) into bed wif Mama an' Papa ware I feel safe snuggled wif dem.
I WUV meetin' peepulls! So speshul to go see my antie lorie at Twaktor Supply and get pets an' luvvin' frum my fans.
Jus' wun kwestchun. Whut do dey meen wen day say "dat iz da biggest doxie I ebber seed!"??
Or "I hab a widdle wun jus' wike that!!"?? Why do day say dat?
Mor layter...gotta go cuz Mama iz awl stwessed owt wif da constwukshun pweparayshuns. An' lawndry, an'
EEEEKKK!!!! Wook owt!! Gotta go dere coms da big sukkky masheen....