My mommy luvs me!

Hiya, aarroooo! Arfur heer.
Wanna heer how I am shur my mama luvs me? She kisses me on da snooter evry day! A nickzillyun times, too, she kisses me!! An' don't teww ennybuddy, but she kisses Vito an' Daddy, too. Kisses Vito on da noze, den kisses Papa on da wips. So sweet. Gotta go, but I hadda say hiya today to awl ov yu.
Tiww nex time,
Arfur

Whew! At Last!!

AArrrrOOOO!! Arfur, heer. See? I yam still heer. Laytly fings hav bin stwange heer. We bin gettin' windfawws - wike stakes an' cheezyburgers, xtra kukkies an' stuff wike that, eben rides inna car. But in sum wayz we gettin' less - fer a sample: owr gwass. Mama wud not cut it cuz she sed it wuz too hot an' too dry an' she mite kill it. But de udder day she cutted awl da gwasses sept owrs! She bin weezy wately an' cud not do enny mor dat day. Den it rayned - a LOT! Now we fot she wud run rite owt an' mow. But NO. She made Papa a turnkey dinner in sted. So, we weminded her by waterin' da wood stove. Not such a gwate ideah, but I fink it put da fot in her hed. So a widdle wile ago, she clozed up da doggy dore, opinned da gate an cutted owr hay feeld...oh - I meen owr gwasses. I am pritty shur she figgered owt dat we do NOT wike gwasses dat tikkle owr wizzers.  We reelly reelly don't wike dat. So we ar hopin' she gotted da messadj. No mor deep gwass. Ever. Gotsta go..Papa wiww be home soon wif hiz lunch box - an we gets whutebber iz weft!! YAY!
Til nex' time,
Arfur

Aaaaah - a fyoo dayz off.

Hav got lots ov naps an' rest cuz we bin left home sumtimes lately. In between we iz gardin' da howse. We got a reelly gud joke we play on mama, too! We wate till she goze in da liddle room wif da majik bole. Or we wate until she iz up stares puttin' away cloze. Den we woofs and woofs wike crazy an' run in an' owt ov da dore.  She hurries to see whut iz goin' on (nuffin' ov corse) an' den she finks we chaseded away sumbuddy so we gets a kuky an' wots ov pets.

Rite now it iz too hot to eben fink ov goin' owt dat doggy dore. Enny number whut starts wif a 9 iz too much. Waitin' fre cooler dayz an' car rides agan.
Till nex' time,
Arfur

Too hot to moov

Fun day at lake

Not gonna rite a lot, jus' share my fun. Wud yu not wike to do diss?