I gots so much to rite abowt. Mama bin weezy an' now iz puffin' on a widdle pipe...ackshully 2 ov dem. Cuz of dis, she iz not owtside or doin' ennyfing an' iz totully un interestin'. She iz so owt ov it, it taked weeks fer her to figger owt da mistery. So heer it iz...
After bein' reelly gud boyz fer a long long time, Vito awl of a sudden wud not go owt. He wud do ennyfing to keep frum goin' owtta da dore. Mama habs bin gettin' reelly upset wif him an' tired ov cleenin' up after him bofe on da porch an' in da howse. Cawz of him we bofe gotted no biskits, no tweets an' sumtimes lokked owtside fer ten hole minnits!! Non ov dis werked. Dis day, Mama went owtside (fer da nikzillyunth time) to pooper skoop. Awl of a suddin, she sez, DATS IT!!!!! DATS Y VITO IZ DOIN' DISS!!!! A liddul lite camed on in her hed. Da hikkery tree iz droppin' nuts wike crazy fer da furst time in YEEERS!. Vito musta gotted whapped by a nut an' he fot sumfin wuz attakkin' him. Probly mor dan wun time. Da rezult iz cleer...he wud not go owt. Mama finully putted da clooz togevver an' figgered it owt.
Yippee! She iz re- traynin' him wif treets (we bofe get dem - YES!) an' he iz goin' owt wunce more.
Now, fer a liddle toot on my own horn. Dis ole boy iz lernin' noo twiks. Furst, I goze under Papa's chare in da kitchin an' givs him "da look". Werks evry time fer a snak.
Den, last nite, Vito wuz upstares gardin' da steps an' wud not let me up. Mama wuz not dere to hewp me, bein' bizzy in da water tub. So, I jumped up wif a woof, ran to da frunt dore an' bawked an' bawked, den ran bak an' forf wike sum buddy wuz at da dore. Pwedicktabwy, Vito camed runnin' to woof. Me? I went up da stares an' taked da gardin' spot to keep him frum comin' bak up. Whut a dummy. He felled fer it :). I get bedder awl da time. hehehe...
Keep cool.
Arfur (stwetched owt in frunt ov da cold ayr blower)
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