Waneboze ar lucky

Da udder nite we  had da most bootyful waneboe.  It wuz hi up in da sky an' it went frum wun side to da udder. Even better, it wuz two waneboze!  An' da furst waneboe got briter an' bigger, an' wider until it looked wike a meerickle!  It wuz da prittyest fing I hav seen (sept fer a fwesh meetlofe).  Hugo told me it wuz vewy lucky to see a waneboe (he sez spell it rain-bow but I don't beweev him.)  But he wuz rite abowt da lucky part.

Dis day, Mama wuz heetin' sum lunch.  She did try to carry it to her desk, but it tippeded on da way.  Sooooo, I gotted a meetbawl (turkee - yum!) an' 2 sketties wif cheez in dem.  Hugo sez day ar revy oilies or sumfin' like dat.  Whut dey ar iz deelishus!  Oh, yea, an' I gotted garlick bwed wif it.  We also gotted to lick up her dwink :).  She wuz not verry happy abowt it an' she did not hab a replays mint for it eever.  So YUP, waneboze ar lucky!  Now we ar gonna hav owr day-ly race awownd da bak yard.  Mama haz da pooper skooper an' we try to beet her to - whelp, you get da pitcher!