Whelp, she awlmos' eeted it. Evryfing wuz reellly eggsitin' here last nite cuz da two leggers wuz heer wif frenz an' stuff an' so I wuz givin' my yoozhual greetin' - "WOOF WOOF WOOF" an' Mama wuz at da 'puter wif her burbun an' peps tryin' to ketch up on her gmail. Wuz not werkin' so she kwitted an' as she gotted up to say "hi" to da hole gang, she swigged the last ov her dwink. Uh, whuts dat? she sez to herrself, it feeled wike a pees ov meat - spits in in her hand an' EEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!!! It wuz a fli. She did not hav da luckshurry ov gaggin' wif awl doze peeps dere, so she spit spit spit den wiped an' wiped wike a boy whut got kisst by a ole antie. Den she sneeked to da likker cabbynet an' swigged down a hole jigger ov hooch...to kill da germs, she sed. Nebber tole ennywun dere cuz dey were habbin' a nice bizit. But da rest ov da nite, she pollished off a paket ov Listereeeen pokket paks awl by herrself. She cud not sleep cuz it kep playin' in her hed. I taked gud adbantidge ov diss by acksing her to go owtside at free o'clock...after awl she wuz still awake :). Vito went wif me an' we played owtside an' I fink she mite hab gon to sleep by 4 on da clok. hehehe Den she had to be up at 5 firty to get Papa to werk. Enny bets on did she go bak to bed??
Yu betcha.
Till nex time,
Arfur
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