Alone on day wun

We spended dis day awl alone wile da swaves went to bizit famwy.  Fooey.  Dey bwot home fud but not fer us.  Dey brot dezerts, but not fer us.  I fink dis nex' day will be a pwotest heer.  Vito an' me iz gonna ockyupi da kitchin.  An' we iz not gettin owt until we get tweeted fare...wike eekwel fud an' lots ov cukkies.  An' dey hav to take us evryware.  Even if Vito gets carsik.  I wiww cleen it up.  I jus' wanna go wif dem ware ebber dey go.  Hmmph, but da rellytivs dont wike doggies.  No hare, no drool, no barks, no pets - pwetty much no fun.  Mebbee I shud re fink dis.  At home we kin play, we kin nap, we kin drool an' no buddy sez nuffin.  Hmmm...gess we negosheeate fer fud an' buwwy stiks.  Heer dat, Vito?  Chanj ov plans!  Yu make dat sine - We Want Fridjerater Rites.  I got dis sine:  Bully Stiks or Fall ober us!  We gonna start Ockyupi Kitchin in da mornin'.