Saturday, January 25, 2014

Turd hokky seezun

       BRRRRRRRRRRR!!!  We hab not had dis fwigid a winter sinse I wuz a pup.  It haz bin dat long sinse we played turd hokkey.  Whelp, we reelly cant play now eeder cuz owr pawsies ar freezin' to da grownd an' da puks ar stuk in da ice.  An' wen we make noo wuns, dey fweez rite into da ice too deep to get.  An' pore Vito pwaktikally fweezes to da grownd wen he peez cuz he takes too long!  I hab lurned to moov wen I pee so I don't stik.  We bin spendin' a hole lot ov time nappin' too!

        My toofies ar awl heeled now an' I kin eet ennyfing, but I shur wiww miss dat yummy sof'f food. Mama haz sed she wiww mix it wif owr normul foods fer a wile.  I gotted reelly fin an' Papa sed my ribbies ar showin' too much, so I am gettin' mor.  Vito, he porks up if he gets wun extra biskit, but I run dem off so I gets mor dan wun.  We habbed wots ov snow an' gess whut...it iz snowin' agan :(.  I don't mind it, but Vito habs to follow my paff.  Now I wantsta get bak to the nice warm fire in da widdle medal cabbynet dat Mama puts wud in.  I hope awl my frenz keep warm too.  Mama iz  feelin' sad dat her hi skool teecher jus' went to da bridje cuz he wuz speshul an' tawt syense an' futball.  Hiz name wuz Big D an' Mama sed dat iz wun big pare ov wings he'll be gettin', cuz he lef sum pritty big futpwints heer on Erf.

Keep warm!
Arfur

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