Hewp!! Weez bein' attacked!

Vito an' me hab bin tryin' to wawk arownd da yard.  We wuz mindin' owr own bizness when WHAM!!  OWCH!!  Whut wuz dat???

Vito started runnin' fer da doggy dore but I started wookin' fer da criminal dat attackeded us.  OWCH!!  Dat hurts!!  Whoa, gotta run fer da piknik tabel fer cuvver.   < Click!>  Holey moley its not safe even heer! 

 But I did find owt hoo iz hittin' us.  It's da treez!  Dey iz spittin' nuts at us!!  Da grownd iz got lots an' lots ov nuts awl over it!!  It hurts yer puddies to walk on dem!  Stoopid treez!  Gotta go get Papa to cleen dem up so we ken enjoy owr yard.  OWCH!!!  Cut it owt!  Oooh, dat hurts...ware iz da saw?  Weel fix dem treez! not if Mama habs ennyfing to say abowt it.  She sez a rake will fix it.  OK - fer now.  She sed if we wud stop chasin' da skwirrels dey wud be gone.  Hmph!  Like I beweeve dat!