Gess whut? This day mama went to run...air runs, ya know? An' when she duz dat, she coms back wif awl kinds of neet stuffs dat smells reeeellll gud!! Whelp, today she wuz on da rode an' tryin' to get on da innerstate (whutebber dat iz) an' she wuz awlmos' run offa da rode by a big black an' wite fingy wif lites flashin' on it. At furst, she fot she did sumfin' rong (she nebber duz, but she werries). Den, as it passeded her, she started to hed to da ramp an' WHOOPS! dere iz a big ol black an' wite truck rite behind it an' it awlmos' GOT HER!! Whew! She zipped outa da way an' den when it passed an' she gotted a hind it she seez it sez: BOM SKWAD!! Now herz is swettin' bullets cuzza she 'members dat 9 wun wun day reel well an' wen da bridge blewed up neer here an' udder stuffs. She wuz reelly re-leefed wen it went rite past her exit an' kept on goin'. Shur wuz glad it did not follow her home! Day mite hab arrested me an' Vito fer bein' nawty! Oops gotta get offa da 'puter cuz she iz comin' in da dore frum mowin' da gwass!
DWAT! An' I had mor to tell ya, too! Whelp, later...
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