Mama's noo toy

Mama came home wun day wif a noo toy.  Now let me eggs plain dat she duz not fink it iz a toy.  It iz to do werk (she sez), but fer me an' my snotty brudder Vito it iz da most funnest toy evver!!  Furst she plugs it in da wall, den she turns a swich and BRRRROOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!  Da leefs blo awl over da place and moov down da yard an' Vito an' me run an' run an' run an' it iz soo much FUN!!  Ov corse, Mama can't use her arms after dat fer a wile, but it is sooo worf it!  Back to da yard to run wif da wind maker dat bloze da leefs!!  YIPPEEE!!