Mama sed da wurst part ov winter is after da snow goze away (an' we still hab sum). She wuz doin' da spwing poop patrol. Yu wud pwobly not be s'prized whut she fownd. Wets see, she fownd da finger to her garden gluv. (Duz not want it bak). Fownd medissin bag #2 wif nuffin' innit (hmmm...hu ate da totems an' da sage?) Der wuz foyl lids to yogurts, buttins, pwobubbly da kwivalent ov a hole box ov tishooz, a pees ov plastik hoze, sumfin' brite bloo - oh, an' gote fud (it duz not digest in doggie's tummies). Der wuz a pees ov a weet fin box plus awl da yoozhual stuffs. Howebber, da biggest werry wuz da razer...not chood up or nuffin'. Yu no, wun ov doze fro away kindz ov razers. Gud fing sumbuddy lost it in da sno, huh? An' gud fing Mama fownd it furst! Dey ar nebber ware we kin get dem, so she iz tryin' to figger owt da story behind dat. Oops gotta go -
Later,
Arfur
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be careful not to eet da razers arfur, dey can kut yer belly up and den you not get as many belly rubs cuz you hav to hav sergery. dat be no fun. plus dey prolly just taste like metal and after sittin in da sno awl winter dey prolly rusty too. yucko, stick to maters and cookies! lub cowboy and rupert
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