Furst nite in Mishygun

We taked da liddle moovin' room to da place ware we came in an' WOW! We seed peeples an' howndies we habbed not seed in a long time. It iz so confyusing but we losted Daddy an' Mama wuz tawkin' an' huggin' an' findin' fwends an' meetin' noo wuns. We wuz vizitin' wif my deer Antie Sandy from Washerton an' Antie Ilene wif Charlie an Vivian, wen Mama's fone rang an' it wuz Antie Sharon sayin' "Come an' get 'im he iz heer!" Daddy, ov corse. We fownded him in a room full ov howndies an' ladies - awl anties dat I know an' luv - Angelika an her noo howndettes an' Elvis an' Xandy Bear an' holy cow a hole herd ov 'em! An' I meen ladies too! Frum dere we wandered back to da lobby - dats a place wif sofas an' chares an' lotsa peeples comin' in an' owt. We seed Meatball an' Antie Nancy Gallagher an' Antie Donna an' Unka Bob wif Moon Doggie Coffee wif Marley I fink. Ennywayz, Mama an' Daddy gotted plates ov foods an' we went into dis big room wif lotsa tables an' eetin' tables an' tons ov stuffs! Ooops, fergot we went in an udder room furst an' seed Antie Dawn an' lotsa basset crap an' pitchers ov ole frends hu ar gone now. Mama wuz cryin' cuz she fergotted her pitcher ov Hugo.
Now - bak to da foods...dey eeted an' den Unka Rich started hawkin' basset crap fer da pawkshun. I wuz a gud boy an' satted wif Daddy an' Unka Bob Moondoggie wile Mama held Vito hu spent da hole nite tryin' to reech da 2 gurly howndettes dat wuz behind us. Awl ov a sudden, a lady camed up an' hugged Mama N' HUGGED her! It wuz Antie Caffi frum Texas!! How cool iz dat!! We seed a billyun peeples dat we know but dere wuz dis big table in da way an' Unka Rich wuz tawkin'. Lukky fer us, dere wuz treets on owr table an' we gotted lots! Den deez hyoodj doggies came an' started dancin' but dey cud not fool me! I no wun wuz Antie Debbie fer shur! Dey wuz reelly fun dancers an' gotted munny fer da reskyoo. Den dey made Mama cry wen dey gaved Antie Sandy a Melba statchhoo an' Antie Debbie a Elder Clara wun. Nice. We cud not stay awl nite cuz Mama wuz still sorta sick an' habbed drived us fer ten howrs (Papa drove wun howr - but dat wuz Mama's choice cuz she luvs to drive!)
We wented back to owr room up da liddle moovin' room to owr dore an' Daddy feww rite to sleep. I laid down an' feww asleep. Mama laid down soooo tired but cud not sleep cuz awl nite long, Vito garded dat dore. Evry person, evry hownd hu passed dat dore, he wined...and wined an' wined. Awl nite. Pore Mama. She wuz reddy to strangull him by mornin' (ackshully befor mornin'). But off we went to start da secund day...