Vito iz a wot ov fings. He iz a gud resseller, he pways gud tag (cuz he wets me win), he iz a feef cuz I gotsta steel bak awl my toyz, he iz a taddle tale, he iz da yard patrol - duz da perrim-, uh, parim-...no wets see..he wawks da hole fense evry nite an' evry time he goze owt. He iz a terrubble katch so I awwayz gets xtra tweets (cwazy kid twize too hard an' dey bownse rite owt ov hims mowf). He habs a big big reelly BIG woof dat sownz wike it iz frum a gwate dane. No, I take dat bak - da gwate dane habs a liddler woof dan Vito. He iz stoopid cuz he goze after dat widdwe wed lite Mama haz, he finks dat fings drop on da flore wen she puts dem in a bag, an' he AWWAYZ fawls fer da fake "I frew yer toy" trik. But whut iz reelly neet, he iz lernin' to tawk peepull tawk frum me. I tawk to Mama an' Papa awl da time. I say fings soft, I have infeckshin - wate - Mama sez dere iz a "l" in dat werd,.,,infweckshlin? Duz not sownd rite to me. Enny wayz, I wuvs to snuggle an' teww my storiez to dem wen dey iz relaxin' or wen dey iz rubbin' mine belly (cuz den I cant shut up hehehe). Vito haz lerned a widdle bit and he haz dun it diffrent. He tawks wen he wants sumfin' - a cukkie, a dwink, a toy, a snuggle...da widdwe sneek! Himz is gettin' priddy gud at it too. Now Mama sez, insted ov Arfur tawks so cute, she sez, "AWWWWWWWW wissen to Vito askin fer a cukkie. He tawks jus' wike Arfur!" Da widdwe skunk iz waynin' on my pawrade. He iz steelin' my funder. He iz gettin MY attenshun!!! Now I gotsta lern to make werds. I kin sownd wike a peepull tawkin', but I don't hab werds. So I gotta lern to make werds an' den I wiww sho dat widdle koppy kat!
Wate! Its time fer owr ressellin match. Its my turn to put my chin on YER bak, Vito...no no - I start dis time. Aw fooey, I gonna beet yu ennyway so go ahed...
Till nex time
Arfur
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