Thursday, August 20, 2015

Da winner an' stiww CHAMPEEN!

Vito has twied agan and agan to beet me in resslin'. First ov awl, he duz not hab da mussels I do. Nex', he habs no tradgedy - he jus' jumps rite at me an' twies to get on me. He awlso duz not hab my hansum muskyler butt. Evry time he jumps at me, I swing my manwy butt into hiz face. Dis only gets him crayzier an' trize harder to beet me. I jus' stay cool an' calm an' swing da ole butt an' keep my stance pawfeckt. No way iz da liddle brat gonna beet me!!  Now I am off to pwee pare fer da nitely fite...(not reely a fite, gess its a tussle). Gonna stwetch an' loosin up deez ole joynts. Don't let ennybuddy teww yu dat yu cannot win if yu iz old. Dey iz rong. I am a winner. Every day. Evry fite, Evry time.
Til nex' time,
Arfur

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