Monday, April 10, 2017

Bare twakkin'

Da udder nite, we sniffed da big hyoodj ol' bare in owr fwont yard. Mama akshully went owt an' skerred him away. Wy wuz she bwave? Papa wuz in da barn wif NO FONE az uzhooal. Der wuz no way to warn him. She wuz afwayd dat cuz she put on da car awarm to skare da bare, dat papa wud com cuz dat iz da signull she yuzes to caw Papa. Vito an' me did not see, but we cud smeww da bare wuz dere. So wen Papa wuz doin' da demo on da porch, we axed Mama to go owt to potty. Dat ment owt da fwont dore. So owt we gode an' Vito wuz peepin' an' sniffin' an' peepin on ebery fing. Me? I wuz on a trale.  Mama fot I was goin' to da male box to get da junk male. Nope. My noze wuz leedin' da way. Wile she got da paypers owt ov da box, I wuz hedded fer da naybor'z dwiveway ware da bare went. She twied to stop me, but I put it in wo geer, wike Papa sez, an' puwwed. Wud yu beweev she wud not wet me go find him? She ackshully put hew sewf in wo geer an' puwwed me bak to owr dwiveway. But I kin find ware he gode. An' sum day if I ebber get fwee, I wiww find him! Fat chanse Mama sez. She nebber wettin' me woose - ebber!
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In a naybors yard
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Goin' to an nudder howse

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