Whut iz it wif gurls?

Whut iz it about girls? Used to be awl I ebber wanted to do with them wuz play da humpety game. Now I cud not care less about dat. I just want awl da pets I can get. I want dem to leeve me alone. But she (Cleo) is warin me down. First she leeves da cat food for me every day. Den she tries to lay against me awl da time. She wets me hab da best seat an wets me snuggle wif my dad. She gibs me da best seet in da car. She eben shares foodies wif me. Whut iz a fella to do? I iz so confyuzed.