Dis week Mama went owt two dayz in a row an' left us fer howrs an' hours awl alone. Before she went she put lots ov washed pants an' shirts an stuffs on da line owtside. Dat wuz da furst day. Wen she gotted home, she wuz rushin' arownd doin' fings an' not payin' neerly enuff attenshun to us boyz. Owt da dore she went wif da fold up baskit to bring in da wash. She opinned it up an' put it down, hung up da bag ov allygaytor pins an' taked da furst fing offa da line. A towel. Pawfeckt. I came owta da doggy dore, wawked strate over to da baskit, pikked up my leg an' let 'er rip! My aim wuz gwate!! Hit not only da baskit, but da towel inside it, too! OOOOH MAMA WUZ MAD!! But hey! so wuz I fer gettin' lefted home.
Nex' day she goed agan. Dis time it wuz later so she werked arownd da howse an' yard afore she leeved. When she came back she feeded da gotes an den as she wuz scoopin' poopers in da back yard she sed, "Wate! Whut iz diss???" "Here, in da leefs near dis extra big pile ov.......AAARRRRFFFUUUURRRRR!!! Whut did yu do???!!!" In comes Mama wif a s'prize. "Iz dis a pare ov Daddy's pants??!!" "It IS a pare of Daddy's pants!!! And da buttin iz on da grownd nex' to dem!" Corse she sed it better 'n' dat, but yu get da ideeah. "BAD DOG!!" Yep. Dat's me. So gess whut she did durin' da Werld Seereez game dat nite? Yep. Sew on da buttin. She wuz lucky...I did not chew it dis time...only taked it offa da pants. Just wate till she leevs us nex' time! I got a plan!
Well, Happy Halloween! Gotta go scare da kiddies :) Hmm....or maybe not so I cud get sum pets an' treets.
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