I wuz a gud boy

We habbed reelly bad rain heer fer free dayz wif big boomers an' flashy lites in da sky. We fot we wuz gonna wash away. Wun nite wuz speshully bad. Mama sed its a tore NATO wash an' dat we habbed to go to da seller. Whelp, we nebber bin in da seller before, but I go ware ebber Mama goze. Vito wuz a difrent story. He putted on da brakes an' shook an' cried an' wud not go. SOOOOOO we gotted to sit in da pantry abov da seller steps an' wate fer da all cleer. It wuz grate, I gotted to eet cat fud an' cookies an' I gotted Vito's too cuz he wud not eet nuffin'! Wen it wuz ober, we wented to meet Daddy az he camed home an' Mama wooked at da rane ketcher an' it sed awlmos 2 inches! Dat wuz in 35 minnits an' da wedder man sed dere wuz ober 2000 nickzillion litenin' strikes (yu no - doze flashy fingys). We shur wuz lukky. An' now I no da wun fing dat Vito iz askeered ov :).