Shhhh...secwet!

Shhhhh....hehehehe....dont tell!  Papa iz habin' ote meel dis mornin'.  At leest he finks so.  Wen Mama wuz not lukkin' I gotted sum widdle paks ov ote meel.  No wun will eber find dem.  Wait!  Vito mite.  I better get dem owt from da cowch cushins an' eet dem now, huh, or dat widdle snot mite jus' get dem furst.  Uh - - bye!