Da nurv ov him!

Dis day we gotted pwezents frum owr mama.  Vito gotted hiz furst and da hole time he wuz gettin' it, I yelled at Mama to teww her I shud be furst. Wen she wuz dun, dere stood Vito in a cote made ov leeshes.  It habbed a fuzzy chest fingy too.  Den, she started to put mine on me an' Vito twied to get hims fat liddle hed in MY cote!!  Mama sed dey ar called seetbelts to repwace owr hammock houndy holder fer da car.  Mama putted him aside an' finished fittin' me wif my noo seetybelt.  Den gess whut?  She taked us in da car to twy dem owt an' we gotted chikky nuggets at Burgie King!! YUMMY!!!  Even tho I cried awl da way dere, I did not cry at awl comin' home wif my mowf fulla chikky!!