Nite games

KA-FUNK...ka-funk.  KA-FUNK...ka-funk.  Den Mama heers - KAFUNK!! WHAM!!  She jumpid owt ov bed an dwagged her sewf down da stares sayin' "whut iz goin' on down heer????"  Vito iz sleepin' on da cowch.  Pippi iz peekin' ober da kitchin gate.  Yu cud heer her chucklin' "dat stoopid dog", den, "why iz Mama roonin' owr game? - I wiww play it ennyway"
ka-funk - over da gate she hops.  KA-FUNK offa da cowch Vito hops - thunk thunk thunk, ka-thunk!  Bak ober da gate she leeps.  Ov corse Vito nebber wiww ketch her.  Pippi iz waaay faster dan him.  Bak up on da cowch he goze.
Now Mama cawt on pwetty kwik.  She sent Vito upstares to bed an' gibbed Pippi sum kitty tweets an' a leckshur.  Den whut happins??  Mama (now bak in bed) starts itchin'.  skritch skritch skritch...toss 'n' turn.  Her gots beez.  Wate - gosh I miss Hugo - not beez.  Yu gets it, doncha?  Doze fings beez livs in.  HIVES - dats it!  She kep' Vito an' me awake wif her skritchin'!  Hmmm.  Yu fink she wuz gettin' eben?

Arfur