Funderstwuk

Dat wuz Mama wen we habbed compinny da udder day.  Now ober da yeers, Mama habs bin teechin' me dat peeple ar nice an' will not hurt me.  Sumtymes I beweeved her, sumtymes I did not.  Wen I did not, weww, wets jus' say I wuz not a shiny zample ov basset fwendlyness.  Howebber, Vito haz helped me lurn to relax an' luv to get doze pets!!  Hey, udderwize he hogs dem awl!  Now don' get me rong.  Der ar sum peeplez dat I jus' do not wike.  Peer, uh, peeer....fooey!  Dat is dat.  But lately I eben meeted my mos' terrubble emnemey an' gess whut?  I butted him fer pets.  I leeeened aganst him fer pets - an still he only petted Vito - patooey!   I like goin' to crooze nites, so I shur gonna be frendly to ebrywun!  Still, Mama wuz so empressed.  But hey - dat iz not da story dis time.

 Da fokes wuz habbin' dere fwend Walt to dinner...yummy stake!  After dinner dey wuz tawkin' an' Walt told Papa, "Dat iz da frendlyest dog I hav ebber met.  Wen Papa lukked ober spektin' to see Vito, der I wuz leenin' into Walt an' nudgin' him to keep on strokin'!

Mama sed I iz her Pride an Joy - duz dat meen sheez gonna make me wash da dishez?