RAAYYD!!!

Ha!  Yu fot I went away agan.  RONG!  Vito an' me wuz plannin' a big skor.  Wen Mama did not take us in da car dis time, we gotted eben.

Vito kin opin a gate.  Better yet, he haz bin pwaktissin' opinnin' a latch.  To day wuz VIKTORRY!! 
He gotted da latch opin.  Den he gotted dat gate opin.  Den he letted me in da kitchin.  Mama iz not very carefull cuzza da gate.  SO...we  gotted in da garbidje, den we gotted a pakidge of cheez she wuz fawin' owt.  We eeted da kat fud, da kitty tweets, a box o' biskits, sum pasta, wemmin dwops, a boddul ov hunny, an' a box ov cwakkers.  We awso shredded a pile ov male dat Papa had weft on da taybul.   I, bein' da tawl wun, gotted sum eggy shells dat wuz in da sink.  I can not eben wemember awl da gud stuffs we eeted an' shredded. 

Wen Mama camed home, we wuz owtside to gweet her, aktin' wike we wanted owr dinner.  Vito iz a gwate aktor - he wooked wike a widdle ayngel - awl innosent.

 I gots a gilty fayse.  Mama wawked in da howse an' went CWAZY!!!  Yu not eetin!  she sed in a big big voyse.  Den she gotted da bwoom an' started sweepin' (till she fownded da hunny) an a hole role ov Bownty.   She maded us wate, but she did feed us owr supper.  After a big leckshur.  An' a skoldin'.  An' da meen fayse treetment.  She cant stay mad.  We iz her babies. 

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Arfur