Big Sitement!!

Boyoboyoboy  did we hab sitement!!  Mama camed home wif Antie Torrie  an' we wuz so happy to see her!!  We gotted snuggles an' pets an' lotsa luvvin' from her.  We wuz reelly likin' owr vizit wif her, wen dere wuz a nok at da dore an' Unka Joe brotted cukkies dat Antie Pat made jus' fer us!!!  A liddle wile later, we wuz gettin' mor pets frum Antie Torrie wen suddnewy der wuz a huge DING DONG - dat odd noyz wen somebuddy stwange coms to da dore.  It dwives Vito NUTS!!  Whelp, Mama wented to see hu it wuz.  She did not noe dere face, den she lukked an seed a strange car.  She tole Torrie - don't know hu dis iz but she fot dey mite be noo Jobwess Witlesses dat wuz not familyer wif dis howse.  How ebber,  deze wuz not dem.  Dey wuz yung gurls wif faked up badjes hangin' rownd dere  neks.  Wun habbed a switchbord in her hanz.  Whut Vito? O. A Kwipbord.   Dey sed sumfin' reely strange abowt polees support in da lektrik bill an' wud Mama get da bill an' dey wud sho her.  Or if da bill wuz on da puter, dey wud come in an' sho her on da puter skreen.  Dey wanted to com in.  Ok, first, mama werked wif da poleeses  an' sekund  we don't get no bill.  Mama uzes da 'puter.   She did not teww dem dat, but sed we habbed compinny an' she wuz bizzy an' dat Papa wud be home enny minnit.  Mama, wented in to teww Antie Torrie  an gess whut! Doze gurls went up in smoke.  Dey dis appeered!   Now Mama cawed da poleeses to see if dey wuz legit (her werd).  Da poleeses sed day not noe. Asked fer whut dey luk like, Mama tole dem.  She tole dem abowt der wite car, too.  Gess whut.  Mama habs a wite car.  Wen she taked Antie Torrie home, she gotted stopped by da poleeses, followed by free diffrent poleese cars, an' tawked to by a poleesman.  She sed she nebber felt so safe!  Make a long story short - doze gurls did not go to enny udder howse in da nayborhood. Dey did go to an nudder howse sumware else neerby an' doze peepull cawled da poleesmen too.  But doze gurls vanisht!  So it be interestin' - Mama tode dem to return on Fursday  in erly after noon.  We wiww see if dey com bak.   I sharpenin' my toofies an' Vito iz pwaktissin' hiz big deep woof.  We be reddy!   Meenwile, da dores ar lokked an' da fone iz in Mama's pokkit.  Mama wuz gigglin' wif Antie Torrie dat she fewt wike Nansy Droo.  Who iz dat?
More later,
Arfur